Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Practice Your Swing Until It Becomes A Habit Of Mind And Muscle.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.