Practice Your Swing Until It Becomes A

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.