You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Correct One Fault At A Time. Concentrate On The One Fault You Want To Overcome.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?