When I Ask You What Club To

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.