Golf Got Complicated When I Had To

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

Don't Just Play Your Way Around The Course. Think Your Way Around Way Around The Course.

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.