Just Have A Coke Or Something And

To Be Consistently Effective, You Must Put A Certain Distance Between Yourself And What Happens To You On The Golf Course. This Is Not Indifference, It's Detachment.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.