The Only Reason I Ever Played In

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!