The Only Reason I Ever Played In

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

Make The Basic Shot-making Decision Early, Clearly And Firmly, And Then Ritualize All The Necessary Acts Of Preparation.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.