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When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.

To Be Consistently Effective, You Must Put A Certain Distance Between Yourself And What Happens To You On The Golf Course. This Is Not Indifference, It's Detachment.