Good Manners Do More For A Man

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.

Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is No Remedy

Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?