Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.