Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

I'm Still A Farm Boy At Heart. If I Hadn't Suffered From Asthma As A Child, I Would Be A Farmer Today.

You Have To Do Something When You're Lying In Bed. So You Play With Your Mind.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't Like