Good Taste Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

I Was In The Army, And To Me It Was Like A Newsreel.

There's An Army Story In Me, And I Think There's A Wwii Brooks Film Somewhere.

These Men Both Publicly And Privately Have Done So Much For Me. Without Nathan Lane And Matthew Broderick I Would Be Living In A Little Motel Just Around The Corner Here, Trying To Make Ends Meet.

The Twelve Chairs Is About The Same Thing. It's All About Money Or Love. We Know We Need Money, We Know We Have To Get Money, We Know We Have To Hurt Others To Get Money. But We Don't Know Until Maybe It's A Little Too Late In Life That Love Is The Most Important Thing. Love, Friendship, Affection, Bonhomie, Whatever. Those Are The Only Things That Really Count: To Love And Be Loved.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.