Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

I Didn't Know How Serious It Is To A Female That You Lift The Lid.

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.

Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly Notion That Music Was Meant To Be Heard.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

Parents Are Not Interested In Justice, They're Interested In Peace And Quiet.