Gross Ignorance Is 144 Times Worse Than

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

Fame - Anyone Who Says He Doesn't Like It Is Crazy

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

They Tell About A Fifteen-year-old Boy In An Orphans' Home Who Had An Incurable Stutter. One Sunday The Minister Was Detained And The Boy Volunteered To Say The Prayer In His Stead. He Did It Perfectly, Too, Without A Single Stutter. Later He Explained, "i Don't Stutter When I Talk To God. He Loves Me."