Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

Myths That Need Clarification: "everyone In California Lives On A White, Sandy Beach." False. The Only People Who Live On California Beaches Are Vacationers From Arizona, Utah, And Nevada Who Own Condos.

When The History Of Guilt Is Written, Parents Who Refuse Their Children Money Will Be Right Up There In The Top Ten.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.