Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.

With Boys You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane. It's All There. The Fruit Flies Hovering Over Their Waste Can, The Hamster Trying To Escape To Cleaner Air, The Bedrooms Decorated In Early Bus Station Restroom.

Friends Are "annuals" That Need Seasonal Nurturing To Bear Blossoms. Family Is A "perennial" That Comes Up Year After Year, Enduring The Droughts Of Absence And Neglect. There's A Place In The Garden For Both Of Them.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.