Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

Adults Can Take A Simple Holiday For Children And Screw It Up. What Began As A Presentation Of Simple Gifts To Delight And Surprise Children Around The Christmas Tree Has Culminated In A Woman Unwrapping Six Shrimp Forks From Her Dog, Who Drew Her Name.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

There Is Only One Thing Harder In This World Than Forgiving. It's To Ask Forgiveness Armed Only With, 'i'm Sorry'.

Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.