Guys Are Kind Of Retarded Until They're

I Totally Wouldn't Mind Being Able To Wave My Hand Head To Toe And Have, Like, A Whole New Outfit.

I Used To Weigh Myself Every Day At A Certain Time Of Day. Then I Would Write Down The Number And Measure My Body Fat. It Wasn't A Healthy Way To Live.

I Can Hide, And My Husband's Just Terrible At Finding Me. I Do Like To Jump Out From Behind Doors And Scare Him.

Guys Are Much More Obvious Than They Think They Are.

I Think That Everybody Has A Right To Their Own Thoughts, Their Own Feelings And Their Own Private Moments, If They Want Them.