Gwyneth Paltrow Names Her Kid Apple. I'm

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

Well, The Coffeehouse Audiences Never Know What They're Going To Get, And All The Comics Are Different, As Opposed To When You Go To A Club, And They're Pretty Much All Telling Jokes With Set-ups And Punchlines. Coffeehouse Audiences Are The Most Forgiving: They Really Listen, Which Is The Best Part.

I Am In Love With Larry David.

The Great Thing About Celebrity Culture Is That They Can't Seem To Stop Themselves From Displaying Their Ridiculous Behaviour. I Feel It's My Job As A Serious Investigative Journalist To Witness All Kinds Of Behaviour And Then Report Back To The Audience Through The Prism Of My Own Anger And Bitterness.

Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly. But That's Just Part Of The Deal. I'm Not Really Sure What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.