I Was Raised Right — I Talk

A Lot Of Stars Don't Have A Sense Of Humor.

My Act Has Always Reflected What's Going On In My Life.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Love To Make Fun Of Fashion Because It Is Just So Silly.

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.