So Yes, I Say Things I Regret

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

I Did Feel Very Sexy And Desirable. Those Prisoners Looked At Me Like No Man Ever Did. I Don't Care How Many People They Killed.

I Have To Tell You, Though, The Sexism In Late Night Talk Is So Profound.

There's One Thing That's Really Great About Waking Up Early, And It's Not Jogging Or Greeting The Day - It's Just That That's When They Make Doughnuts.