Hair, In Fact, Is Probably The Bane

I Have Never Been The Mousy, Stand-two-paces-behind, Obedient 'little Woman' Type.

It's No One's Fault To Be Born Ugly, But, Honestly, Must It Be Worn As A Symbol Of Pride?

I'm A Bit Shy, I Suppose, And A Bit Lazy.

Love May Be A Dream But Marriage Is A Nightmare.

If You Eat Junk, You Look Like Junk. People Say, 'it's Not My Fault, It's My Glands.' It's Not; It's Greed!