Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You

Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.

This Place? Nothing Positive. Ok, I Want To Say Something Positive. It's Positively A Dump.

I Want To Be A Politician. I Think I Understand How The System Works, I Think A Lot Of Politicians Are Corrupt, And It's About Time We Put Some People In There Who Are Going To Look Out For The Majority Of The People Instead Of The Rich People.