Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.

I'm Dying And All I Hear Are Insults!

Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Linus Van Pelt: Well, I Can Understand How You Feel. You Worked Hard, Studying For The Spelling Bee, And I Suppose You Feel You Let Everyone Down, And You Made A Fool Of Yourself And Everything. But Did You Notice Something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's That? Linus Van Pelt: The World Didn't Come To An End.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

Snoopy (musing On His Rooftop): Good Grief! Is It November Already? My Life Is Going By Too Fast. I Think Someone Pushed The "fast Forward" Button.