Happy Is He Who Causes A Scandal

Take Me, I Am The Drug; Take Me, I Am Hallucinogenic.

I Do Not Paint A Portrait To Look Like The Subject, Rather Does The Person Grow To Look Like His Portrait.

The Secret Of My Influence Has Always Been That It Remained Secret.

I Am The First To Be Surprised And Often Terrified By The Images That I See Appear On My Canvas.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?