Having A Kid Is Great... As Long

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

Mama Says That, Happiness Is From Magic Rays Of Sunshine That Come Down When You're Feeling Blue.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.

My Intention Is Never To Hurt Anybody. I'm Happy When People Are Having A Good Time.