Having A Kid Is Great... As Long

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.

I Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That. But Comedy Thing And Making Movies And Stuff, I Love It So Much That I Do Get Driven To Push Myself As Hard As I Can.

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.

I Did Rocks, All This Dumb Stuff. But Now It's Just Trying To Stay Afloat And Just Get Through The Days.

Kids End Up Seeing My Movies Anyway But Some Of The Mothers Get Mad At Me So I Figured I'd Make One That I Can't Get Yelled At For.