He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog;

If You Don't Root For The Dodgers, You Might Not Get Into Heaven.

When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat. I Also Eat When We're Rained Out.

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.

Always Give An Autograph When Somebody Asks You.

I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player Got To The Big Leagues. As Far As I Knew, He Was Just There One Day.