He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog;

My Wife Tells Me One Day, 'i Think You Love Baseball More Than Me.' I Say, 'well, I Guess That's True, But Hey, I Love You More Than Football And Hockey.'

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

You Can Wake Up Every Day And Make Today Better Than The Last.