He (darryl Strawberry) Is Not A Dog;

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player Got To The Big Leagues. As Far As I Knew, He Was Just There One Day.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

Ernie Banks Was A Great Great Player And When He No Longer Could Play, He Became A Great Ambassador For The Game. He Represented The Game With The Highest Of Class And Dignity. Everybody Loved Ernie Banks. He Enjoyed Baseball, Life And People. Our Thoughts And Prayers Go Out To His Family. We Have Truly Lost A Baseball Giant.

No Matter How Good You Are, You're Going To Lose One-third Of Your Games. No Matter How Bad You Are You're Going To Win One-third Of Your Games. It's The Other Third That Makes The Difference.