He Found A New Way To Cover

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.