He Found A New Way To Cover

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.