My Mom Took Me To A Dog

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.