He Had A Body Like Batman

Last Time You Called Me Late At Night You Were Naked And Chained To Your Shower Curtain Rod. I Hope This Isn't Going To Be Disappointing.

Have You Eaten?' I Asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

My Father Was In The Kitchen Putting A New Washer In The Kitchen Faucet. He Looked Relieved To See Morelli Standing In The Hallway. He'd Probably Prefer I Bring Home Someone Useful, Like A Butcher Or A Car Mechanic, But I Guess Cops Are A Step Up From Undertakers.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.