He Has A 5 Year Plan... What

When I'm Up There, And I Know The Show's Coming To A Close, In My Head I'm Saying To Myself, Oh Man, You Gotta Get Off And Be A Normal Person Again. That's What I Don't Like So Much.

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

I Grew Up In A House That Liked To Be Funny. Everybody Liked To Be Funny. My Family's Been...we've Been Enjoying Each Other's Comedy For Years.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.