He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

The Stuff I Write Isn't Strictly Autobiographical, But It's Personal, If That Makes Any Sense. It Draws All These Little Incidents And People Out Of My Life And Then Contorts Them.

I Grew Up In The Midwest; You Don't Know Any Screenwriters. It Didn't Seem Like A Realistic Career Possibility.

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.