He Lies Right At You, You Know

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Stoopid.

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.

The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get Eight Feet Taller.