He Once Begged Alms Of A Statue,

The Sacrifice Of Diogenes To All The Gods.

When Some One Boasted That At The Pythian Games He Had Vanquished Men, Diogenes Replied, "nay, I Defeat Men, You Defeat Slaves."

Most Men Are Within A Finger's Breadth Of Being Mad.

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.

Good Men Nowhere, But Good Boys At Sparta.