He's In A Rut. Gehringer Goes Two

Hell, Lou (gehrig) It Took Fifteen Years To Get You Out Of A Game. Sometimes I'm Out In Fifteen Minutes.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.

Jimmy Foxx Could Hit Me At Midnight With The Lights Out.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.