He's So Ugly. When You Walked By

What Was The Name Of That Dog On "rin Tin Tin"?

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

Don't Worry About Things That You Have No Control Over, Because You Have No Control Over Them. Don't Worry About Things That You Have Control Over, Because You Have Control Over Them.