He's So Ugly. When You Walked By

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got Control Over 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying. Ain't No Sense Worrying About The Things You Got No Control Over 'cause If You Got No Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worrying.