He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.