If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.