I Live By Three Rules: I Eat

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.