He Was So Depressed, He Tried To

You'll Find As You Go Through Life That Great Depth And Smoldering Sensuality Don't Always Win.

Money Is Better Than Poverty, If Only For Financial Reasons.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone I Love.

Life Is Like A Concentration Camp... You Can't Leave Without Dying.