He Who Knows How Will Always Work

I Knew Already When I Was Seven Years Old, That I Wanted To Be On Stage And Entertain People. I Sell Laughs. Here, You Got One For Free!

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

Maybe I'm Like Acts Of Congress Or Your Favorite Chinese Restaurant - You Don't Really Want To Know What's Going On Behind The Door. I'm A Real Study In Contrast, I Expect, Looking From Without. But It Adds Up To What You Get On Stage.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.