Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

The Grand Tune Is The Only Thing In Music That The Great Public Really Understands.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.