Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Too Much Counterpoint; What Is Worse, Protestant Counterpoint.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.