Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.