Music First And Last Should Sound Well,

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started