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The Inventor Of The Modern Foundation Garment That We Women Wear Today Was A German Scientist And Opera Lover By The Name Of Otto Titsling.

The First Time I Saw A Picture Of [fabled Actress] Ethel Barrymore - She Was On Broadway And She Was Wearing Pearls. I Thought, "that's Who I Should Grow Up To Be." It's Odd, Because It Was Her Physical Image That I Wanted; I Had No Idea What It Was Like Actually To Be Her. In Those Days, We Weren't Bombarded By Images The Way We Are Now, And The Ones We Did Have Were More Vivid In People's Minds.

There Are Bugs And There Are The Pigeons And Other Predators, But You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Them, Because This Is How Nature Works.

Unfortunately, Every Time There's A Budget Crunch In New York, The Parks Department Is Usually The First To Be Cut. So They Need All The Help They Can Get.

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