Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess.

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.