I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

I Think The Republican Party Should Be Placed In Drydock And Have The Barnacles Scraped Off Its Bottom.

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.

I Have Been Tight As A Tick! Fried As A Mink! Stiff As A Goat!