I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.