I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

I Did What I Could To Inflate The Rumor I Was On My Way To Stardom. What I Was On My Way To, By Any Mathematical Standards Known To Man, Was Oblivion, By Way Of Obscurity.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.