I Have Enemies I've Never Met -

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

I Think The Republican Party Should Be Placed In Drydock And Have The Barnacles Scraped Off Its Bottom.

I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.