In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.

My Father Warned Me About Men And Booze But He Never Said Anything About Women And Cocaine.

It's One Of The Tragic Ironies Of The Theatre That Only One Man In It Can Count On Steady Work - The Night Watchman.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.