If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die

Bette [davis] And I Are Good Friends. There's Nothing I Wouldn't Say To Her Face - Both Of Them.

A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon Is Soothing. It Makes Living More Tolerable.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

I Have Been Absolutely Hag-ridden With Ambition. If I Could Wish To Have Anything In The World It Would Be To Be Free Of Ambition.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.