If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.

Do You Know What My Ambition Is In Life? To Be Without Ambition. As Far Back As I Can Remember I've Been Absolutely Hag-ridden. I'd Like To Attain The State Of Mind That The Indians Call Nirvana. That, For Me, Would Happen If I Were Free Of Ambition.

Drink Reacts On Its Practitioners In Conflicting Ways. One Brave Can Knock Off A Quart Of Scotch And Look And Act As Sober As Herbert Hoover. Another, After Three Martinis, Makes Two-cushion Carroms Off The Chaise Lounge As He Attempts To Negotiate The Bathroom.