If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die

I Have Been Tight As A Tick! Fried As A Mink! Stiff As A Goat!

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.

Working On Television Is Like Being Shot Out Of A Cannon. They Cram You All Up With Rehearsals, Then Someone Lights A Fuse And - .bang! - There You Are In Someone's Living Room.

Acting Is A Form Of Confession.