If I Had To Live My Life

Working On Television Is Like Being Shot Out Of A Cannon. They Cram You All Up With Rehearsals, Then Someone Lights A Fuse And - .bang! - There You Are In Someone's Living Room.

I Did What I Could To Inflate The Rumor I Was On My Way To Stardom. What I Was On My Way To, By Any Mathematical Standards Known To Man, Was Oblivion, By Way Of Obscurity.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

I'm Not At My Best When I Moralize Or Philosophize. Logic Is Elusive, Especially To One Who So Rarely Uses It.