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All Good And True Book-lovers Practice The Pleasing And Improving Avocation Of Reading In Bed ... No Book Can Be Appreciated Until It Has Been Slept With And Dreamed Over.

The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie And Cheese!

A Mighty Good Sausage Stuffer Was Spoiled When The Man Became A Poet.

But He Who Truly Loves Books Loves All Books Alike, And Not Only This, But It Grieves Him That All Other Men Do Not Share With Him This Noble Passion. Verily, This Is The Most Unselfish Of Loves!

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.